I haven't got a lot to say about the Oscar's Red Carpet snore fest (I was having too much fun at Soho House – more on that later)

I'm mostly posting to use the above punny headline, give massive props to Helena Bonham Carter, who must NEVER change and lament that NONE OF YOU TOOK MY ADVICE. Hoity toity Oscar guests not taking MY advice…well I never…

That is all.

Kelsi x